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Apparel, mugs and desk gear for traders. Every design is a joke traders tell about themselves, or a rule they wish they followed more often. Printed to order by our print partner.

One shop for the whole trading life. We sell the books, tools and planners as well as the clothing, so a day trader, forex trader or stock trader can put a hoodie, a mug and a trading book in the same order. Browse gifts for traders and desk mats, or see everything for traders in one place.

Ask Me About My Drawdown T-Shirt, TraderzLife funny trading tee
T-Shirt

Ask Me About My Drawdown T-Shirt

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From £24.99
Ask Me About My Drawdown Sweatshirt, TraderzLife funny trader crewneck
Sweatshirt

Ask Me About My Drawdown Sweatshirt

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From £39.99
Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown mug, gift design, TraderzLife Christmas trader mug
Mug

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown Mug — Gift

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown…A Santa hat, a chart that only went one way, and a gif...

From £15.99
Cold Outside, Rules Inside Classic Hoodie, TraderzLife winter trader hoodie
Hoodie

Cold Outside Rules Inside Classic Hoodie

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From £44.99
Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown mug, star design, TraderzLife Christmas trader mug
Mug

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown Mug — Star

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown. Some people have a Christmas wish list. Traders ha...

£15.99
Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown latte mug, full wrap, TraderzLife Christmas trader mug
Mug

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown Latte Mug — Full Wrap

Dear Santa, I Can Explain the Drawdown…Gold lettering, a falling red chart and a pile of pres...

£23.99
Cold Outside, Rules Inside Doorway Hoodie, TraderzLife winter trader hoodie
Hoodie

Cold Outside, Rules Inside Doorway Hoodie

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From £44.99
TraderzLife bull and bear logo keyring, trader gift
Accessories

TraderzLife Logo Keyring

TraderzLife Logo KeyringThe full-colour TraderzLife logo, on a keyring that goes everywhere y...

£12.99
Break Even Club Hoodie, TraderzLife trading humour hoodie
Hoodie

Break Even Club Hoodie

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29...

From £44.99
Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced Sweatshirt, TraderzLife trading humour crewneck
Sweatshirt

Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced Sweatshirt

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From £39.99
If It Moves, I Trade It T-Shirt, TraderzLife trading humour tee
T-Shirt

If It Moves, I Trade It T-Shirt

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From £24.99
If It Moves, I Trade It Hoodie, TraderzLife trading humour hoodie
Hoodie

If It Moves, I Trade It Hoodie

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From £44.99
Break Even Club T-Shirt, TraderzLife trading humour tee
T-Shirt

Break Even Club T-Shirt

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From £24.99
Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced T-Shirt, TraderzLife trading humour tee
T-Shirt

Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced T-Shirt

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From £24.99
Trailing My Sanity T-Shirt — TraderzLife trading humour tee
T-Shirt

Trailing My Sanity T-Shirt

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From £24.99
Trailing My Sanity Sweatshirt — TraderzLife trading humour crewneck
Sweatshirt

Trailing My Sanity Sweatshirt

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From £39.99
Trailing My Sanity Hoodie — TraderzLife trading humour hoodie
Hoodie

Trailing My Sanity Hoodie

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From £44.99
TraderzLife bull and bear logo sweatshirt, trader merch
Sweatshirt

TraderzLife Logo Sweatshirt

TraderzLife. The bull and the bear, back to back, and the name that sits between them. No jok...

From £39.99
TraderzLife bull and bear logo mug, trader gift
Mug

TraderzLife Logo Mug

TraderzLife. The bull and the bear, back to back, and the name that sits between them. No jok...

£14.99
TraderzLife bull and bear logo hoodie, trader merch
Hoodie

TraderzLife Logo Hoodie

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From £44.99
TraderzLife bull and bear logo T-shirt, trader merch
T-Shirt

TraderzLife Logo T-Shirt

TraderzLife. The bull and the bear, back to back, and the name that sits between them. No jok...

From £24.99
Stocking Full of Stop Losses Sweatshirt, TraderzLife Christmas jumper for traders
Sweatshirt

Stocking Full of Stop Losses Sweatshirt

Stocking Full of Stop Losses. Some people wake up on Christmas morning to chocolate coins. Tr...

From £39.99
Stocking Full of Stop Losses Mug, TraderzLife Christmas trader mug
Mug

Stocking Full of Stop Losses Mug

Stocking Full of Stop Losses. Some people wake up on Christmas morning to chocolate coins. Tr...

£14.99
Stocking Full of Stop Losses Hoodie, TraderzLife Christmas trader hoodie
Hoodie

Stocking Full of Stop Losses Hoodie

Stocking Full of Stop Losses. Some people wake up on Christmas morning to chocolate coins. Tr...

From £44.99