Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced Sweatshirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Not Blown Up. Aggressively Rebalanced.
The account didn't blow up. It was strategically, decisively, very quickly rebalanced, all the way to zero. Every trader has a story they tell this way, and this sweatshirt tells it for you.
A cosy crewneck for the long sessions, the post-mortem on the weekend, and the group chat that already knows what happened. From the After Hours line: trading humour for those who've been there and are still here.
A great gift for the trader in your life who swears it was a "position-sizing experiment".
Part of the TraderzLife collection. Printed to order, just for you.
Education only. Not financial advice. (Please size your positions.)
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-polyester blend for comfort and durability
- Classic fit with a crew neckline and elastic ribbed collar
- Tubular knit construction without side seams to reduce fabric waste
- Double-needle stitching at key seams for added durability
- Available with embroidery on the left chest, center chest, large center chest, and right and left wrists
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
EU representative: Bacchus Analytics Limited, hello@TraderzLife.co.uk, 66 Paul Street, London, ENG, EC2A 4NA, GB
Product information: Gildan 18000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean