Not Blown Up, Aggressively Rebalanced T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.49 | 21.06 | 22.24 | 23.43 | 25.00 | 26.57 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 28.74 | 29.53 | 30.31 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.86 | 9.45 | 9.65 | 9.84 | 10.04 | 10.24 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Not Blown Up. Aggressively Rebalanced.
The account didn't blow up. It was strategically, decisively, very quickly rebalanced, all the way to zero. Every trader has a story they tell this way, and this tee tells it for you.
A soft, everyday tee for the trading desk, the weekend post-mortem and the group chat that already knows what happened. From the After Hours line: trading humour for those who've been there and are still here.
A great gift for the trader in your life who swears it was a "position-sizing experiment".
Part of the TraderzLife collection. Printed to order, just for you.
Education only. Not financial advice. (Please size your positions.)
Product features
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric
- Medium fit with a tear-away label
- 1x1 ribbed collar with self-fabric shoulder and neck tape
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for added durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: Bacchus Analytics Limited, hello@TraderzLife.co.uk, 66 Paul Street, London, ENG, EC2A 4NA, GB
Product information: Stanley Stella STTU169, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean