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Mugs and tees for the desk — printed to order in the UK.
"Ask Me About My Drawdown" Mug
Go on, ask. The finance world’s least comfortable small talk, printed where colleagues can se...
"Strength Heatmap" Mug — G8 Currency Grid
Every major against every major, at a glance — the G8 strength heatmap, now caffeinated. For ...
"Price Is Truth" Mug
Price is truth. Everything else is narrative. The only chart that ever paid you, next to your...
"The Overlap" Tee — London / New York
Two cities, one window. London’s afternoon rolling into New York’s morning — the overlap wher...
"Aggressively Rebalanced" Mug
Not blown up — “aggressively rebalanced.” The most expensive euphemism in trading, on a mug. ...
"Sold To You" Mug
Somebody bought the top. This mug knows it was you. Part of the Scar Tissue line.An 11oz glos...
"Patience Is A Position" Mug
Doing nothing is a position too. A quiet reminder for the itchy trigger finger, one cup at a ...
"Your Breakout Is My Liquidity" Mug — White
Your breakout is my liquidity. Someone’s on the other side of the trade — sip smugly, it’s ra...
"The System Is Vibes" Mug
The backtest was immaculate. The execution was vibes. Caffeinate the strategy. Part of the Sc...
"Your Breakout Is My Liquidity" Mug — Black
Your breakout is my liquidity. Someone’s on the other side of the trade — sip smugly, it’s ra...
"Six Red, One Green" Mug
Six red, one green — the week most strategies actually have, printed on your morning coffee. ...
"D.I.E." Mug — Discipline · Intelligence · Edge
Discipline, Intelligence, Edge — the three-letter reminder, on the desk before the first trad...
"The System Is Vibes" Tee
Rigorous. Data-driven. Backtested. Also mostly vibes. For the trader honest enough to admit t...
"Revenge Trading Is A Personality" Tee
Lost on the first trade? Naturally, the correct response is to double the size and go again. ...
"My Perfect Entry" Tee — My Stop Loss Is Usually My Perfect Entry
Stopped out to the tick — then it runs. Without you. The market's favourite joke, printed. Fo...
D.I.E. Tee — Discipline · Intelligence · Edge
Discipline. Intelligence. Edge. The three things that separate traders who last from traders ...
"Stop Loss Is More Of A Suggestion" Tee
We all know where the stop should go. We also know what happens at 2am when it goes straight ...